nce I wrote a story about this girl who called up a demon. My initial plan was to have her go all badass and the demon would be this sexy beast kind of demon who saves her and blah, blah, blah. However, after researching demons I realized it wouldn’t be quite the happily ever after I had in mind. First, demons are really fucking scary. Second, you cannot control a demon. Nope. Not ever. That’s not to say it might not be worth calling one.
Pro: Demons will kick whatever ass you name. Imagine making those bastards pay for the grief they’ve caused you. I have this list…
Con: Sometimes demons get a little out of control due to their overwhelming desire to take over the world. So you might end up with more than one score settled, possibly scores you didn’t even know you had.
Pro: Your demon might give you the opportunity to be immortal.
Con: You’d be immortal in Hell, which I hear is a tad on the warm side and there’s a lot of screaming and chaos and pain.
Pro: Aligning with a demon is better than with a vampire because they don’t need to feed on your blood.
Con: While they’re not fans of blood cocktails, they might feed on your flesh just for fun.